MFI is now so big, that one of my best friends, also has free breast implants compliments of the gentleman of myfreeimplants.com

Its amazing to me to see how far this website has come.

We will never forget our experiences..

Can you Guess Whos Who??

Go big or go home right? Both sets are over 550ccs.

Oh how wonderful it would be to get all of us post op girls together for just one bikini photo… I would instantly right click that photo and wear it on my Desktop!

Thank you again MyFreeImplants!

This update was a bit sidetracked by the recent financial predicament that we were scrambling to resolve. But now that that issue is (sort of) resolved, I was able to drop this update in place yesterday afternoon which means every night when the script runs, abandoned message credits should start trickling into peoples accounts.

Just to be clear it’s not based on how many paid messages you sent this day 6-months ago. It’s based on how many paid messages you sent a person who’s account is inactive for 6-months based on today’s date. So, you’ll most likely see little bursts of credits show up into your account. Some days none. Other days quite a few.

Mashable posts reviews and links to 20 online image editors. I often get email from people asking how to resize photos, or how some profiles have more decorative or clever photos. Well, have a look at some of these tools, and one day you too can be just like Donnie…

Maybe print this out and stick it on the wall of your computer room. Just in case anyone forgot the point.

Please note that we will be performing an upgrade on the server to the latest version of backup software. As part of this upgrade process a short reboot will be required on the server to install the new backup client. The server will be rebooted on November 15, 2008 between 12AM and 2AM CST. During this time the site will be unavailable, but will come back online within a few minutes. Thanks for your patience.

TroubleMaker reached her goal on October 21, 2008 becoming the 272nd woman to do so since MFI started and the 11th for October. Her friends weren’t surprised to see her succeed, they’d known she’d make it all along. Her feedback is amazing and her friends say “let me see how I can do her justice and tell you how she has been great and meant a lot to me. rare to find someone so sweet and caring in such a sexy package”, “More fun than a rampaging herd of Llamas and twice as sexy. Trouble should come with a warning label for sure. Please keep your arms and legs inside the cart for the duration of the ride.” and, of course, “I am thankful that Tina reached out to me. She is a wonderful lady, grounded in reality, full of inner beauty, and excelling in outer beauty. Treat this woman well, as she is well worth the time.”

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
   Since after I quit breastfeeding my daughter, probably around June of 2008.
2. Where did you hear about MFI?
   I heard about it on the radio, and again on the Tyra Banks show.
3. How long did it take you?
   From August 27th to October 21st, I think. So, around 8 weeks.
4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
   I was on all day Mondays, until early in the morning (usually 3 or 4 AM), and every night after work (from 10 PM until 2 or 3 AM).
5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
   I actually had fun with it and made really good friends here. I was honest with the benefactors about who I was.
6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?
   I made friends will the benefactors that I felt I had something in common with. The ones that had been here longer. I didn’t pay too much attention to feedback. I only checked it when someone gave me a reason to. I made friends with a group of 6-10 benefactors and gave them my full attention. I never kept more than 4 chat windows open at a time, so the guys didn’t feel like I was “too busy” for them. I was told by a lot of guys that they liked me because I was easy to talk to and have a great personality. You can get to HOF by selling pics and vids, but I think that the girls that do that really cheat themselves out of what really is a great experience.
7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
   My first donation was from Bill, who became one of my closest friends on MFI. Not a lot of benes know about my personal problems, but Bill has always been there for me through all of it. My final donations came from close friends; a friend I know in real life secretly joined the site just to get me into HOF, but Scott was the one that got me there, with a last minute donation.
8. How much of your total was from messages and how much from donations?
   I made $767 from messages and $4,241 from donations.
9. When did you realize this might work for you?
   I was committed to it from day one. For me, there was no other option. I couldn’t afford implants, so, I was determined to make this work for me.
10. How big are you planning to go?
    Back to a DD.
11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?
    Some of them do. I liked having something that was secret and mine. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve done on MFI, or about being a part of the site. I just didn’t want my friends or family to see me differently.
12. Would you do it again?
    Probably not. I’m one of those people that thinks that each girl should only have one turn at MFI, unless they have complications. If I get my boobs done, and decide, “Hey, I wanna go bigger,” I’ll pay for that myself. There are plenty of women on here that have nursed children and need their boob jobs. I wouldn’t want to take money away from those girls.
13. Any guys out there you’d really like to flash?
    I can think of a few.
14. Anyone you’d like to say “ha ha!” to?
    No, not really, lol.
15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?
    I made very good friends here. I don’t know where I’d be without them.
16. Would you recommend it for a friend?
    Yes, absolutely. I have recommended it to several.
17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?
    Zol and Princess Sarah. Zol is sweet and she’s a great person. She deserves those boobies. Sarah is my home dawg. She’s funny and intelligent (and occasionally dresses like a Guido, “POWERBARRRS!!”)
18. What new feature would you most like to see on MFI?
    Like the 246 girls before me: An improved chat system.
19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?
    The friends you make.
20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?
    I’m not really looking for lingerie, as soon as I get my boobs done, I’m going shopping for bikinis.

Bonus Questions

21. What question would you like me to ask the next person to make the Hall of Fame?
    How long did you think it’d take to get into HOF?
22. Tell us about the moment you found out you’d succeeded. What were you doing, what did you do, who did you tell first, etc…
    I had been playing WoW for a bit, because I’d had a bad night. I logged on to check my messages before bed and I slammed the spacebar until the page scrolled to my messages. I didn’t even see the Welcome to Hooterville! banner. The first message I saw said, “You have a $674 Donation!” I was like, ‘WHAT!??” Then I saw another $97 and another $20. I started crying and messaging people. The first person I told was my friend Andy.

Chanelle made her goal on the 16th October 2008, making her the 8th lady to reach the Hall of Fame in the month of October. Here is what some of her friends had to say;” Chanelle, is the REAL DEAL indeed. A Loving Mother and a Wonderful Friend & she makes you feel like the most important person in the world, I’m Honoured to have her as a Friend, She’s a Beautiful Woman, through n through! ;)” and “Respect. One word can sum up what I feel for Chanelle. True her looks could stop traffic on the interstate but this one treats her benefactors with respect. I only hope you all do the same. She deserves it and so much more.”

1. How long have you wanted surgery?

I think I always wanted it, but I knew I did after I nursed both my daughters…so about six months ago.

2. Where did you hear about MFI?

Dr. Phil made a comment on one of his shows about a site that helped girls pay for implants. He didn’t say a name so I had to do a little research and found MFI

3. How long did it take you?

I honestly don’t know. 7 months I think, maybe…give or take.

4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?

I aimed for two hours every night, and sneak on during the day during the girls nap.

5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?

I made amazing friends and read the guys profiles!

6. Do you have any special advice for other ladies?

Don’t do anything outside your comfort zone and don’t follow your time on here, it only makes it seem longer. Focus on the goal, not on comparing yourself to how long the other ladies take.

7. Tell us about your first and last donation.

My first was from Patrick He donated $60 to me before I even had anything up on my profile, very amazing man My last donation was from Bill One of the sweetest guys on MFI. He was always so upset he didn’t get me over each small goal, but look babe! You got me over the one that meant the most! Kisses!

8. When did you realize this might work for you?

Right after my first donation

9. Have you picked a surgeon yet?

Yes I have. I have to travel a few hours to see him, but it will be worth it!

10. How big are you planning to go?

Full C or a small D, not sure yet. Mostly I just want back what nursing took from me, I’m not looking to fall over

11. Do your friends and family know about you and MFI?

I have told a few of my friends, but my family is not so open-minded like myself.

12. Would you do it again?

In a heart beat!

13. Any guys out there you’d really like to flash?

After the new boobs, everyone! Especially my poor boyfriend who hasn’t seen them in six months, sorry baby.

14. Anyone you’d like to say “ha ha!” to?

I want to bite my tongue on this one, lol, but maybe to the guy that not to long ago told me I would never make it by my birthday. Nah, but he doesn’t get flashed. lol

15. Has being on MFI made any difference in your life besides breasts and time?

I have finally made some friends! I only have one, and she’s a new one, in my tiny town. It literally raced to put the kids to bed each night and come on here just so I could chat to my friends, it wasn’t even about the donations….as most of you know about me

16. Would you recommend it for a friend?

I already have

17. Which lady are you rooting for to succeed next?

Every lady deserves to make it to HOF! I do have a few listed on my profile that I am helping with PIF that I find absolutely sweet.

18. If you could change one thing about MFI what would you change?

I wish that there was a section (J’s, I’ll totally do this for you sans charge) that told the girls how the site works when they first go onto it. It’s a hard place to figure out.

19. What was the best part of the “MFI experience” (besides boobs of course)?.

Meeting all the awesome guys on here and finding this neat little bout of confidence I didn’t know I had, even without my perky breasts.

20. What’s the first piece of lingerie you plan to purchase when you get your new breasts?

I already bought it! It’s a pink and black corset, very sexy

After you get your long-awaited breast augmentation Ken, The Guy Who Won’t Quit Staring will have problems looking you in the eye. Maybe he wouldn’t seem so creepy if he got a cool haircut or something.

1. How long have you wanted surgery?
…

2. Where did you hear about MFI?
…

3. How long did it take you?
(Cough)

4. About how many hours per day or week did you spend on MFI?
…

5. What do you think was the most successful thing you did on the site?
…

6. Any special advice for other ladies?
(Sniffle)

7. Tell us about your first and last donation.
…

8. When did you realize this might work for you?
…

9. Have you picked a surgeon yet?
Uh…

10. How big are you planning to go?
…

11. Do your friends- Hey, I’M UP HERE!
Wuh?

12. Oh, forget it.

For a while there we were hoping MFI would somehow stay immune to the economic woes of the world, but in this tightly woven global economy no business or industry is unaffected.

For one, MFI has seen a drop in overall funding by 40% from just 8 months ago. But in addition to a contraction in spending that has hurt all industries, recently our main livelihood has been threatened by the banking industry. I’m sure by now, you’re all aware of the financial industry’s issues that have forced numerous banks out of business or into consolidation with larger multinational banks. These smaller banks were the same banks that have underwritten our merchant account and allowed us to process credit cards at great rates. They must now answer to corporate policies that frown on working with websites of our nature. That result has been the following:

• MFI has lost two U.S. banks in less than 1 month with almost no notice.
• We have been forced to move credit card processing offshore.

Now before we go into an explanation of what this mean to the community, let’s review our business model, credit card processing history, and why we have had so much trouble over the years. It will shed a lot of light on the current situation and how we got here.

The first thing that everyone needs to understand is that MFI operates on a very small margin. Most of the money that comes in goes out to surgeries, with very little left to run the business. We can get away with this because we are extremely efficient. If we were an airline we would be Southwest (or for our European members, Ryan Air). We can afford to be inexpensive because we keep our costs extremely low, and a lot of people fly with us. But just as jet fuel costs change with the price of oil, not all of MFI’s costs are completely under our control. Particularly the percentage we have to give to the credit card companies for each transaction that comes through the site. This is our largest cost and if we can keep it down, lots of money goes towards implants, and everyone’s happy.

We have kept MFI’s card processing fees down by AVOIDING being seen as having “adult content” by the credit card processors. But this has proven to be very difficult. Any sort of nudity or even suggestive content can result in losing your ability to run credit cards. We found this out the hard way in the beginning when PayPal abruptly shut us down. Then we applied with traditional banks and were either denied or terminated without any notice. CitiBank, B of A, Wells, you name it. At one point payments were down for over two weeks while we scrambled to find someone to work with us at a rate we could handle. You might be saying to yourself, why not just bite the bullet and get an adult processing solution like “traditional adult websites”? The answer is simple: Those sites pay as much as 10-15% in fees. That would have required us to take as much as 25% from the ladies in order to run the business. Obviously, that’s not something we were willing to do. So we found a small bank that would give us a shot, and have stuck with them for the last 1.5 years. That relationship ended abruptly last month when they terminated our account without warning. Word from our sales guy is that they were being bought out by a large corporate bank and any “iffy” accounts that could be scrutinized needed to go. Luckily we had a backup card processor that we had recently set up and payments weren’t affected. Unfortunately, our old processor attached us to a sort of blacklist of businesses in their industry. Thus, as of 12pm PST on 11/11/08 our backup account will be terminated as well.

So where are we now? Over the past few days we’ve been working overtime to find a processor so that when Monday comes we don’t have downtime. In order to keep payments up we’re forced to move processing offshore and process cards at rates that are much higher than what we’re used to. The result internally is a 4% increase on what we must take from donations. This is extremely unfortunate for the MFI community. This is the last thing we want to do, and we’ve been trying to avoid it for years, but at this point it’s the only option that allows us to continue to operate. If we had employees, we would be downsizing just like everyone else. We will continue to seek out other solutions that can reduce our fees so we can pass more onto the girls. In the meantime we ask that you stick by us. We HATE to see this chunk of donations wasted on fees just as much as you do. If you have intimate knowledge on card processing we’re all ears! So to recap:

The bad news:

1. Our credit card fees have doubled.
2. The per-transaction fee has nearly doubled.
3. Monthly “maintenance” fees are outrageously high.
4. Ongoing banking fees (wires, transfers, etc) have all gone up.
5. We have to raise our internal fee on donations to 4%.

The Good News:

1. MFI can still process credit cards.
2. Message and subscription fees will NOT go up.
3. We can take more foreign cards soon (Maestro, Visa Electron).
4. Freedom of expression isn’t an issue (within the rules).
5. No employees were fired (not that we have any).

Yes, it involves a gag with breasts-made-to-look-larger. Yet… (drums fingers loudly)…

…this commercial is nothing but a pustulent, garbled, hack bastardization of the Bard of Avon.

Yes, Shakespeare! A towering genius who added more richness and texture to the English language than any other human being in history. And this is what they do to him!

I think it’s supposed to be “Romeo and Juliet”, Act II, Scene 2. Just… urrgh.

Yeah, Go on, SPIT ON THE BARD’S CORPSE! Go right ahead!

And while you’re at it, take a steaming dump on the good parts of being alive too! See if I care, you– you– backstabbing monsters!

…Jesus. I am so SO sorry you saw me lose it like that.

My buttons got pushed and… um… I– I gotta calm down.

Maybe get a San Pellegrino and a whale-song CD or something…